How long after release of the news of the tragedy in Newtown
did it take the Usual Suspects to start arguing about gun control? Was it more than thirty-six hours? Had the names of any of the children been
released?
It’s the same bloody non-conversation we’ve been having
since I wrote my first “letter to the editor” thirty years ago, the same
tug-o’-war between those who want to give teachers permits to carry Uzis and
those who want to register anyone who buys so much as a Super Soaker. [Case in point: this loony screed on The Slate. But then, this equally nutty proposal from the NRA's Wayne LaPierre didn't help either.] A Boise writer named Liza Long did write a thought-provoking
piece for The Blue Review; outlets like HuffPo, TIME, MSN and Yahoo all
reprinted it, paused for a breath … and resumed the non-conversation. (Although HuffPo for some reason wasted two
or three posts on Asperger’s syndrome, an autism spectrum disorder which they
finally admitted has no causal connection to violent behavior. Typical — shoot first, do the research later. If necessary.)
On the liberal side, the major failing is that the tragedy in se hasn’t inspired any policy
suggestions that really, specifically address such mass murders … except for
reinstating the ban on assault rifles.
On the conservative side, the major failing is the tendency to engage in
amateur psychology: the Adam Lanzas all hit soft targets, like schools and
malls, because no one is likely to shoot back at them and they can get their
fifteen minutes of fame with no real risk, don’cha know.
(Hitting vulnerable, low-risk targets for the sake of fame
may be a motive for a certain kind of serial killer … but for a mass murderer
who ends his rampage by blowing his brains out?
Bah-loney.)





